THE PATXARÁN ALSO RISES.
My scholarly dissertation on the Spanish liquor “Patxarán” is now published in The Spirit World.
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posted by Sal DeTraglia @ 7:41 AM
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5 Comments:
Why the 40cm deep horn wound in your buttocks? Do they drink that stuff (in copious amounts) just before bull fighting? Just curious. Otherwise it sounds delish!
Hey C-Swiss:
Well...
- Patxaran is a liquor from Navarra.
- Navarra is a region in Spain.
- Pamplona is in Navarra.
- Pamplona has the running of the bulls festival each year.
- People who run with the bulls are often drunk out of their minds; as well they should be.
- Patxaran makes you drunk.
- Bulls have horns.
- Bulls horns often reach 40 cm or more in length.
- The gluteous maximus is the largest muscle in the human body.
- Large muscles make for irresistible targets if you're a very large, very pissed-off bull.
So...drink Patxaran...get drunk...run with bulls...get gored in the ass...sober up...walk with limp...get bitched out by your mother. Now, THAT'S a hangover.
Hey, do I look like National Geographics, or what? ;-) But I was pretty good. Who'd want to do something like that without being totally pissed, anyway!
I love the stuff - it's my favorite tipple. No scars on the buttocks yet!
I make my own every year. Pick the sloes in a little village in Soria in October. True, the colour is beautiful, although Zoco is pretty shitty, try Baines or I'll take you a flask of my homemade stuff when you sit for my dog, hahaha.
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