AND NOW FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF..."HEALTHCARE FOR COCONUTS."
Few things are more stess-inducing than hanging upside-down from a palm tree all day.
But fear not! A nice, deep-tissue massage will help to work the kinks out of the most tense, hardened coconut shell.
But what type of oil should be used when massaging a coconut?
Surely not coconut oil?! That would seem a bit...cannibalistic, no?
But fear not! A nice, deep-tissue massage will help to work the kinks out of the most tense, hardened coconut shell.
But what type of oil should be used when massaging a coconut?
Surely not coconut oil?! That would seem a bit...cannibalistic, no?
posted by Sal DeTraglia @ 7:43 AM
11 Comments in the VTB Chat Lounge
11 Comments:
Crikey... I go away for a few days and look what happens! There you are chatting away in my purple computer room with a view!
How cool is that?
Lovely to meet you and your friend!
x
Lol ... the connections you make in that big old marvellous mind of yours ... coconut oil on the coconut!
Deargod, you're going to have women sending photographs and all kinds of offers now that they know you're familiar with deep tissue massage ... a cunning ploy eh wot ;)
Lady Di: I'm shocked...SHOCKED...at this accusation. BTW, my rates are 20€/ hour; plus 1€ towel rental fee.
Hey...EuroTrac, my friend: Back from your romantic weekend with Paul Newman? Knowing your love for posting videos on ANAP, perhaps you should take a trip over to www.sightspeed.com. It's free and the software works great.
Yep, Sal definitely puts the "nut" in coconut!
And Lady Di is correct - your mail box is going to be clogged with endless queries (is that how you spell that? too lazy to check) from the hundreds of attractive women who read your blog every day. You're going to be one busy man ;-)
Oh yes... I'm back but it wasn't a romantic weekend or the real Paul Newman! Just aswell, he is getting on a bit...
Just a party full of drunk people! A nice mixture of drunk Brits and drunk French! Funny, I can't speak French at all but can slurrrrr in French quite well it turns out! :O)
I couldn't do one of those vids! Crikey, I don't even like having my photo taken... but yours was very cool! :O)
I hope you won't forget us when you're busy with all of your new adoring female fans...
Huh.... and here's me thinking that hanging upside-down from a palm tree would be most relaxing. Another illusion shattered!!! :-(
Christina & Trac: Please! I'm a professional. Surely you don't think that I'd break the integrity oath that I swore to the Professional Masseurs's Society (PMS).
Kath: Ummm...perhaps you were thinking of a different type of nut?
Sal...
Something "not quite right" must have been in all that recirculated airplane air from your recent flights. I think you might be on the verge of losing your mind. ;-)
sp
Sure you're shocked ... ;)
Anyways, it seems you're also conversant in PMS, I noticed you casually tossing it around ... so how's the mailbox these days?
And I'm with euro-trac, don't forget us ... we knew you before you made the revelations regarding your talented hands.
A loyal tapas bar boy fan.
PMS??? Hmmm...
If you ever get tired of your blog name, I suppose you could always try changing it to Sven Svenson's Virtual (Coconut) Massage Parlour. That would draw a crowd.
(Can you tell I have nothing to do today but leave inane comments on other people's blogs?)
Sal, be gentle with that coconut of your, you might dessicate it!
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