GOOGLING THE COCONUT.

I'm saddened to report that there are 14,500 Google hits on the phrase "Captain Coconut."

But proud to report that only two hits arose from "the amazing Captain Coconut." And both are attributed to our VTB.

What does this mean? Nothing...except that the "...Makes Lisa Marie a Dull Girl" post above contained no mention of "coconut," so I had to make some act of redemption.

And so I have.

Coconut!