IN RESPONSE TO LISA'S QUESTION OF WHETHER I CAN DO A "CHINESE SPLIT."

The Answer: Close, but not quite.

Maybe it's better this way. Those ceramic tile floors can be pretty cold.

[It's Ok to turn forty, as long as you do it with attitude.]

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WORLD'S TEENS AND TWENTY-SOMETHINGS.

In. Your. Collective. FACES!!!

[It's Ok to be forty--as long as you do it with attitude.]

To be continued...