A POEM FOR NORTH KOREA. WELL...TWO POEMS, ACTUALLY.
The world has been in a heightened state of anxiety since Kim Jong Il and his North Korean regime successfully tested a nuclear weapon last weekend.
And from far and wide, the good people of planet Earth are begging for just one thing.
No, no, no...not COCONUT! *I’m* the only one begging for that.
Rather, the good people of planet Earth are begging for...silly poems about North Korea!
Fortunately, I—in my official capacity as Minister of Silly Poems—published a few of them on this VTB on April 1, 2005.
So, do your frazzled nerves a favor and click HERE.
C’mon...go ahead! If you can’t laugh in the face of armageddon, then when can you laugh?
And from far and wide, the good people of planet Earth are begging for just one thing.
No, no, no...not COCONUT! *I’m* the only one begging for that.
Rather, the good people of planet Earth are begging for...silly poems about North Korea!
Fortunately, I—in my official capacity as Minister of Silly Poems—published a few of them on this VTB on April 1, 2005.
So, do your frazzled nerves a favor and click HERE.
C’mon...go ahead! If you can’t laugh in the face of armageddon, then when can you laugh?
3 Comments:
That is some inspired political commentary!
All I have to say is Kim Jong Il better not screw up my plans for international travel in a MONTH! Yay! It's all I can do to keep from packing right now. What kind of American goodies shall I bring my expat blogger fried? (Coconut, I presume.) Shane is planning to pack the night before... apparently fashion isn't his highest priority, but I already knew this, since his wardrobe is about 50 polo shirts and 4 pairs of khaki cargo pants.
Tell your hija that she has a good hand for makeup! Is she available for weddings?
Ang: The Dear Leader would never mess with Spain. I suspect that he has a stong fondness for our wines.
As for your imminent arrival, you need bring nothing but yourself, your fiance and your Moleskine.
Shane is a khaki cargo pants guy? Well, I'm partial to Levi's 501's myself...but I'll overlook it just this once.
Sal
PS: Thanks for mentioning "COCONUT" in your comment. It's important to continue the mantra.
Giggling here ... :)
Nice work, Mr De Traglia.
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